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When it Comes To Sex Aphrodite Unlaced

September 3, 2007

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Author: Zinnia Hope
Publisher: Aphrodite Unlaced

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Snowflakes From her Tears: Naomi runs a farm, raising and selling horses—alone. Convinced she will never find love, after all, she lives by herself and is 40, she resigns herself to being by herself forever. However, someone has been leaving presents on her porch… Who is it? And will that person make a lasting impact on the lonely Naomi?

Candy-Cane Orgasm: Jilly and her boyfriend Ford go Christmas gift shopping. Ford has purchased a piece of candy. Instead of eating it, he has other uses in mind… While seated together in a rail car, another passenger sharing it, Ford wastes no time in revealing his plans for the candy.

Mother Nature’s Passion: Shane Bradford visits an old manor that has been converted into rental units. He meets his landlady, Daphne Zimerst, an attractive forty-something. He fancies the pants off her, despite her being much older than himself, and accepts her offer of a drink in her apartment. A storm rages outside, and Daphne makes it quite clear she fancies Shane too… A fun twist at the end.

The Rooftop: Demi has a hectic life. She works at a café, looks after her young daughter, Amanda, and attends university. She’s tired a lot of the time and decides to go out onto the rooftop to rest beneath the stars while her daughter is in bed. Another tenant, Ben, joins her on the rooftop. Despite being dressed in her underwear and thoroughly embarrassed, she gets Ben a beer and they chat. Among other things…

Strawberry Jam: Bill and Rhianne go strawberry picking. Bill gets a little saucy among the berries… However, the owner of the strawberry patch is far from pleased when she discovers what the pair have really been doing. With funny lines and a comedic slant, this was my favourite tale of the selection.

Titty Pink Cadillac: Brian manages to snag a pair of tickets to the Elvis Impersonator Blitz. He takes his friend, Jasmine. As well as being wowed by the pink Cadillac in the entryway, the pair have fun watching all the impersonators do their thing. Jasmine boldly removes her top and bra, and Brian promises to find an Elvis impersonator for her to have sex with in the back of the pink Cadillac…

A well written set of tales that range from sweet to downright saucy! Oh-la-la! If you like your romance/erotica in bite-sizes, or you only have a little time or need a quick read, this set of sexy tales should be right up your alley.

Yes, alley! What on earth did you think I was going to say?

Note to self: Perhaps only I find myself amusing…